Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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