My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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