Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Come share oat with me in your robe
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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