I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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