party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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