He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
