Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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