She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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