no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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