never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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