its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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