4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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