I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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