trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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