bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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