The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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