Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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