have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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