That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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