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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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