Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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