Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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