In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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