East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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