I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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