Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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