Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he fucked my hip out of place.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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