"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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