She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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