Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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