talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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