How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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