I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
My vagina is officially offended.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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