Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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