just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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