i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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