Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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