When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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