i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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