i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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