I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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