A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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