names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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