it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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