Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
time to smoke my breakfast
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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