i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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