How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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