Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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