I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is wine microwaveable?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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