I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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