why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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