Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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