he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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