if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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