hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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