physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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